NO SEX PLEASE, WE’RE BRITISH

Presented by Morpheus Theatre
  • By Anthony Marriott and Alistair Foot
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Directed by Jay Newman
Show times: Wed-Sat at 7:30pm, Sat at 2:00pm (*no matinee SUN October 10*)
Pumphouse Theatre: 2140 Pumphouse Ave SW
Tickets: Adult $23, Student/Senior $18

A young bride who lives above a bank with her husband who is the assistant manager, innocently sends a mail order off for some Scandinavian glassware. What comes is Scandinavian pornography. The plot revolves around what is to be done with the veritable floods of pornography, photographs, books, films, and eventually girls that threaten to engulf this happy couple. The matter is considerably complicated by the man’s mother, his boss, a visiting bank inspector, a police superintendent, and a muddled friend who does everything wrong in his reluctant efforts to set everything right, all of which works up to a hilarious ending of closed or slamming doors.

Note: Our ticketing program automatically holds the seats in front, behind and beside your group when you purchase tickets to allow for extra space.

Language: English

Genres: Comedy

Community: Calgary

Start Date: October 8, 2021
Closing Date: October 16, 2021

Dark Mondays, Dark Tuesdays, Dark Sundays

Pumphouse Theatre: Victor Mitchell Theatre
2140 Pumphouse Avenue SW
Calgary, Alberta T3C 3P5
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