Heather Morrow – Lilies by Michel-Marc Bouchard – Stage Left, University of New Brunswick, Fredericton, 1998

I was the mad mother of a gay son (played by THE actor on campus, whom I had a crush on). For his birthday, I found him a bathtub, which was full of water so he stripped and got into it onstage, and then I served him a cake, made of mud. He told me afterward I was one of his favourite co-stars, and for months people told me how much they loved it.